Divorce Machine: Chaos & Farts

Life's a Bitch and Then You Die

Men suffer. Women divorce. Lawyers laugh all the way to the bank. It's funny because it's tragic. It's tragic because it stinks. And sometimes, yes, sometimes, farting is the only relief in court.

"I filed for joint custody and all I got was gas and a sad sandwich." — Anonymous

The Lawyers, Oh the Lawyers

If you ever wondered who invented chaos, look no further than the divorce lawyer. Masters of ambiguity, connoisseurs of confusion, and the only humans to make money while you slowly die a little inside every day.

Fart Jokes & Legal Notes

Did you hear about the guy who farted in mediation? The judge said, "Sir, please, let's keep the record clean." But seriously, that's basically what divorce smells like.

Post-Divorce Chronicles

Share your story. Laugh at the absurdity. Cry at the bills. And maybe, just maybe, one day someone will invent a law that punishes the lawyers instead of the humans caught in their circus.